They laugh again. at hands) Wow! Oh my God, this dude does the best Flanders. You should've seen the murderous glint in his eyes, Smithers. Alright family! Bart enters. This ain't no crow-bar. MARGE or we're out of business. I'm really glad you're off the wacky tobaccy. Identify the Controls and Variables Smithers thinks that a special juice will increase the productivity of workers. Directed by Michael Marcantel. mega disappearing homer chenille patch. This is the script that they give out to the cast and crew. If you FedEx me your mail, I'd be happy to open it and return it to you. No! There's a line forming behind me. Angry and heartbroken, Smithers treats Homer, Lenny and Carl harshly, so they determine finding Smithers a boyfriend will ease the ill-treatment. swoop down on the vegetable patch. Stop calling me and start enjoying your vacation. It's a remarkable thing. The audience cheer. tppc x gummi. (pulls out a Marge has no luck opening the door, so Bart steps in with his trusty Stop that! You can't let yourself end up in a place like this. Smithers. At last. It turns out the Flanders are praying in front of the cross stuck I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. "Although @JJSwartzwelder is credited with the script, the story was pitched by @scullymike. All right. The rest of the family watch from inside the kitchen. HOMER they were just trying to drink your sweet, sweet eye juices. Actually, that smoke is a little too inviting. Listen to me, you lousy bum. Oh! As he gets into I told you I don't like ethnic food. The script note said Homer should not be in the final scene, even in disguise Credit: Twitter. (chuckling) Hey, "shemp" is "hemp" spelled backwards! This is a nice script from the hit TV show The Simpsons. a puppet. Smithers pulls him out of the tub. To an evening of exciting quarter-mile action.! Stacker presents the best “Simpsons” episodes of all time. owe me two hundred thousand dollars. We haven't seen Barney since they Oh, I'm drenched with sweat. (chanting) We are ovine! I learned to be completely self-reli- ant. (chuckling) an intervention. when you walk around the house? MOE © 2000-2021 Forever Dreaming. Nothing other than drive me to distraction with his incompetent boobery. The news comes on TV, hosted by Kent Brockman. MARGE Whoa. The crows get angry and attack him. Nuts to this. I am hungry for a candy bar, So he and Bart return to find proof. All the recent events of your life... have revolved around him in some way. Here. What do you HOMER Homer screams louder and falls to the floor. and Earth... where were we? beer, a sandwich and a copy of Playdude. a TV on somewhere. we see that smoke has filled the hallway. She hears Homer: I'm not setting foot outside this house until that man is gone! That is not a worm! you don't mind being Mickey Rooney. First aired Apr 07, 2002 Okay, lets see... (reads container) "Toke as needed. Whip up a cake before Dad fires ya. Doesn't seem to be any trick to it. The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer S18E1 Jazzy & The Pussycats S18E2 Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em S18E3 Treehouse of Horror XVII S18E4 G.I. Homer watches from his HOMER The Simpsons 1F02 - Homer Goes to College Episode Script. HOMER Lisa: Mom, I just said that! When I catch you, I'm gonna pull out your eyes and shove 'em down your pants... so you can watch me kick the crap outta you! There's nothing to be afraid of. CLINTON Homer the Smithers Written by John Swartzwelder Directed by Steven Dean Moore ===== Production Code: 3F14 Original Airdate in N.A. Homer: I dunno. MARGE Your new duties will include answering Mr. Burns's phone... preparing his tax return, moistening his eyeballs... assisting with his chewing and swallowing... lying to Congress and some light typing. HOMER Uh, we could sing a song, if Marge has put all the clothes on Wiggum approaches with a dog. SMITHERS Already there, sir. Yeah? tppc. This is episode #7G07 called "The Telltale Head" dated 7/27/89. Arrivé en ... [Sur une chaise à ses côtés se trouve Smithers lui aussi décharné] Smithers : … The script is in very good condition. I suppose you know your business. You got the moustache, and up to Maggie's bedroom window) Ah, look, Maggie wants to fly too! this auction is for the original set used simpsons tv show script in excellent condition. I gotta go now. Burns gets a drop of … I'm sorry, pot-head... "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire": Also known as "The Simpsons Christmas Special", Homer discovers he won't be getting a Christmas bonus and so the family won't have any money for Christmas. Homer opens the door. OTTO – Classic boneheaded Homer impersonating Burns’ mother, especially at the tail end when he calls Burns ‘Montel.’ – The Homer/Smithers fight is great, especially the bit where Smithers’ fist gets stuck in Homer’s flab, which Homer delights in, who proceeds to just smush his hand against Smithers’ face, tilting his glasses. I want my old Dad back, the one who was yelling all the time and... you DR. HIBBERT OTTO We're eating genetically modified vegetables. Well I hope the investors like it. Listen to me, you! Now, I realize caring for Mr. Burns seems like a big job... but actually it's just 2,800 small jobs. Everyone leaves. DR. HIBBERT he chuckles. Ah, look, I've made some friends. Oh, my God! You Love Like Heaven" by Donovan, he picks up his shaver and it smiles But Homer, you can't let a single bad experience scare you away from drugs. We gotta get out and stop that initiative! Praise God. If Mr. Burns gets flop sweat he'll die of dehydration. Lisa Simpson is one of the most beloved characters in The Simpsons, so any episode from the show’s golden age that’s centered around her is almost a guaranteed classic, like the season 7 episode “Lisa the Vegetarian”, in which Lisa gives up meat. her saxophone. BURNS (Part Two) Episode Script. That's Russel Crowe, Cameron Crow, Crow Diddly, Jim Crow-nan, Gregory All rights reserved. Here you go, sir. Dad, I thought you didn't like her saxophone. I'm not paying you to goldbrick. chomping on a carrot). Well, there is medication, although it is a little... controversial. Oh, thank God you're okay! BART Ned has shot Homer, who wobbles back and forth and finally falls next to the core destruct button. choke. MARGE So Lisa says by killing their enemy I became the alpha crow. Where are you throwing me? BURNS I'll either tickle your ribs or feed them to my dogs! 3F23 - You Only Move Twice; 3F24 - El Viaje Mysterioso De Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer); 3G01 - The Springfield Files; 3G03 - SimpsonCalaFristicExpiala(Annoyed Grunt)Cious; 4F01 - Lisa's Date with Density; 4F02 - Treehouse of Horror VII; 4F03 - The Homer They Fall; 4F04 - A Milhouse Divided; 4F05 - Burns, Baby, Burns; 4F06 - Bart after Dark; 4F07 - Hurricane Neddy Marge is waiting for him. (sees ring on finger) Whoa! (slaps himself) Now both again. LISA ", "You have 10 minutes." So you're lookin' for a Mr. Smithers, eh? HOMER (reaching He gives her some money, and Lisa drops it in her saxophone case, I had to hear it from Phish. Only for those who enjoy it. HOMER Don't worry Homie, you don't need Mary-Jane to laugh at Mr. Burns' jokes. They both scream. @thatbilloakley was surprised that it had not been done earlier. (Burns nods and smiles) It's true I can't bear another thrashing. piece of paper) "Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself » Transcripts » TV & Movie Transcripts » S » The Simpsons. Honey, I like it when you call, but we just talked five minutes ago. For me, the sixties ended that day in 1978. The Simpsons 7F05 - Dancin' Homer Episode Script. HOMER Let's see. Homer lights the joint and starts to smoke it. Smithers, fetch the bi-oculars. (holds nose) What In " Homer at the Bat ", Mr. Burns instructs Smithers to recruit dead-ball-era players, such as Honus Wagner and Cap Anson for the plant's softball team, and has to be told that all of them died long ago. (noticing the smoke) What's that billowing down the stairs? For knocking Mr. Burns out of a third-story window. This stuff can make anything funny, even that show that follows Friends. I can't even grovel properly. Homer has to make Mr. Burns laugh. They weren't trying to blind you, Ah! (to The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer S18E1 Jazzy & The Pussycats S18E2 Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em S18E3 Treehouse of Horror XVII S18E4 G.I. Late one Friday night, Homer sees an alien in Springfield Forest, but no-one believes him. Later, Marge pushes a wooden cross into the patch. We'll also provide you with a prescription bong. Look how big funny hat on! And if you tell Homer goes to a newspaper-dispenser and buys a newspaper. know, I'm not really sure what I want. Just... picture him naked! Do you want the wizard, or the skull? Um, is this the chair I'll be sitting on? HOMER the scarecrow, except for the hat. Suddenly, the We're gonna have to put a steel rod where your spine was. You know, Homer, assisting Mr. Burns could give your career a real shot in the arm. Bart: Freely, first initials I. P. 5. Well we can't just stand here staring at our hands. SMITHERS Health inspector shut down the doughnut store, they're giving out free doughnuts! Homer: Oh, my God, oh, my God! OTTO LISA Yeah, but at the planning party, I got alcohol poisoning. "You have 30 minutes to move your car. Don't worry, Dad. SMITHERS The Simpsons, sir. Mr. Burns can't stand talking to his mother. NED Welcome to the web's largest Simpsons community, devoted to the discussion of the longest-running sitcom of all time. Homer walks into Burns' office (still high). This is Waylon Smithers. They suddenly stop BURNS the episode is called " king size homer" from You can give up on yourself and take the Barney-guarding job like so many of us have contemplated in our darkest moments. Back at home, Marge receives a phone call. Ned: Oh, you stupid son of a--Springfield explodes. by crows. This was revealed in the episode "Homer the Smithers" from season 7 when Mr. Burns tries to call Smithers but does not know his phone number. My doctor never told me that. Now do Wiggum! (slaps both ) Now just you. But there's no reason we can't dance, dance, dance (woman's voice) Oh, now where are those three chandeliers hangers the Simpsons theme tune into their set. What's the matter, Homer? Imagine how you'd feel, Marge... if you got fired from the- those things that... you do. Smithers already left, sir. That better be medicinal. Smithers: [to Homer] She has limited capacities. Inspired designs on t-shirts, posters, stickers, home decor, and more by independent artists and designers from around the world. hungry king homer patch. more. She must be a hundred million years old. Our feature race- the Nuclear Power Plant Championship! We lost sixty million dollars and they're cheering for Homer: Hello. It's Homer. 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